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One Liner Jokes: I Am Busy Contemplating My Future
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Best one liner jokes
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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I Fell In Love At First Sight. I Should Have
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"No, Thanks. I'm A Vegetarian." Is A Fun Thing
My Walk Of Shame Is Walking Past The People I
You Know You're Ugly When It Comes To A
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Why Do The Scottish Wear Kilts? Because A Sheep Can
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