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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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Hey I was thinking
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Can you put my shoes on
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Would you like the milk in a bag
People don't like having to bend over
Soup or salad?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
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