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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the definition lucky break
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
Random lawyers jokes
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The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter
A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
A dying man gathered his lawyer doctor and clergyman at his bed side
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A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery
A judge asks a defendant to please stand
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
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