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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Two goldfish are in a tank
I've never gone to a gun range before
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Did you hear about the circus fire
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
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