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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If
When you ask a dad if he's alright: 'No, I'm half left.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How many apples grow on a tree
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
How do you get a squirrel to like you
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
When a dad drives past a cow
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
How does a penguin build it's house
Two goldfish are in a tank
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If Con Is The Opposite Of Pro, Then Isn't
If You Can't Convince Them, Confuse Them
I don't know why you wear a bra you have got nothing to put in it
What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail
While going through his wife s dresser drawers a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope
A Lorry-load Of Tortoises Crashed Into A Trainload Of
Never Argue With A Woman When She's Tired...or
Me: *sneaks Out Of The House* *drives To Another State
Women May Not Hit Harder, But They Hit Lower
I Want To Be Something Really Scary For Halloween This