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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Did Your Parents Keep The Placenta And Throw Away The
Politicians And Diapers Have One Thing In Common. They Should
What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk
You Know That Person That Always Have To Be Right
Men Are Like Mascara, They Usually Run At The First
If I Had A Dollar For Every Girl That Found
Subway Is Definitely The Healthiest Fast Food Available Because They
Christmas Is A Baby Shower That Went Totally Overboard
Let Me Make This Simple, I Want To Be Invited
Insanity Is Defined As Doing The Same Thing Over And
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