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Bar Jokes: One Night A Man With No

One night, a man with no voice and his friend went to a bar.
The men at the bar wanted to know what he would like in a woman.
He pointed to his head.
His friend explained that he wanted a smart woman.
Then, he rubbed his thumb on the palm of his hand.
His friend explained that he wanted a woman with money.
Then, he opened his hands wide, bent his fingers, and made them cupped.
He bounced them under his chest.
His friend looked at him kinda weird.
'What the heck do you want a woman with arthritis for?'



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