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Corny Jokes: What Do You Call A Mexican
What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A Dry Martinez!
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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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There was this boy who came downstairs to have some breakfast and he asks his grandma
There was a guy who worked for blockbuster video
Here was a devil witch had a daughter that 3 guys wanted 2 marry a puerto ricana white guy and a black guy
Some people are like slinkies
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All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy
An elderly couple was attending church services
There were five thousand smurfs and one smurfette and she screwed each one seven times
The toronto board of health has proposed that warning signs be placed
A mexican italian and an american were going down the road in a truck
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