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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog s penis he ll roll over and stop snoring
A scientist puts a add intot he newspaper asking for 4 very rich volanteers
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A little boy came down to breakfast
A waiter asks a man may i take your order sir
A member of the united states senate known for his hot temper and acid tongue exploded one day
A truck driver stopped at a truck stop for breakfast the waitress who was new on the job came over to take his order
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A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across the country
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
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