4funnies
Dad Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
Dad Jokes
/ Dads 50th Birthday Card
Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
Next Joke:
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Best dad jokes
These are the
best 10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Would you like the milk in a bag
Want to hear a joke about paper
What do you get from a pampered cow
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
What do you call a fat psychic
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I just watched a program about beavers
I have a dad bod
What's brown and sticky
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
I Hate Two-faced People. It's So Hard To
A blonde is trapped on an island
I Bought A Vacuum Cleaner Six Months Ago And So
Let's Walk And Talk. You Go That Way
Hate To Break It To You, Facebook, But The Entire
My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because I Stole Her
Why Doesn't Santa Have Any Kids? He Only Comes
I've Decided To Sell My Hoover... Well, It Was
Nobody Works Harder Than A Drunk Person Trying To Carefully
Yo mama is so old i told her to act her