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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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Soup or salad?
I have a dad bod
A furniture store keeps calling me
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
I could tell a joke about pizza
Why did the scarecrow win an award
My daughter screeched
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Don t forget a bucket
I just watched a program about beavers
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