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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Why don't eggs tell jokes
Hey I was thinking
My daughter screeched
What's brown and sticky
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What do you call a fat psychic
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Why did the coffee file a police report
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