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Doctor Jokes: Doctor Should I File My Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?
Doctor: No!
Throw them away like everybody else.
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Best doctor jokes
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best 10 doctor jokes
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This guy has a bad case of hemorrhoids he decides to go see the doctor
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room
Four doctors who had not seen each other since their surgical residencies met at a medical seminar
Patient to cosmetic surgeon will it hurt me doctor
I have an earache
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor s office
A japanese man went to the eye doctor
A woman and a baby were in the doctors examining room waiting for the doctor to come in
Random doctor jokes
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10 doctor jokes
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John is at the doctor recieving just a general checkup when he says to the doctor hey doc did you know i can sing out of my arse
Sometimes i feel like a pair of curtains
Two children were sitting outside a clinic
Farting all the time
Doctor feel like a pirate
This guy goes to the doctor and he says in a girls voice why do i sound like this
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table
A man goes to his doctor with a banana stuck in each ear and grapes stuck up his nose
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients
A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth
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