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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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How do you get a squirrel to like you
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
I don't play soccer
When a dad drives past a graveyard
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
What do you call a fake noodle
Don t forget a bucket
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Can you put my shoes on
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