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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
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Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A salesman from kfc walked up to the pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change the lord s prayer
Why did you make eve so beautiful
There were 3 men who died and before god would let them into heaven he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted
Three nuns die and are at the gates of heaven and st peter pops up
A guy dies and is sent to hell
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions
Einstein climbs to the top of mt sinai to get close enough to talk to god
Why wasn t jesus born in australia
Adam was walking around the garden of eden moping
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt i had an affair
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