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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
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What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
What kind of condoms do snakes use
What do osama bin laden and crabs
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
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