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Corny Jokes: What Do You Call A Mexican
What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A Dry Martinez!
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Best corny jokes
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best 10 corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength
A man was in a office and said to his assistant
Have you heard the news
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Did you hear about the guy with five penises
Small boy came home after the school and immediately he goes to his father
A pirate went into a restaurant with a steering wheel in his pants and sits down at a table
An asian man walked into the currency exchange in new york with 2000 japanese yen and walked out with 72 dollars
There were five thousand smurfs and one smurfette and she screwed each one seven times
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