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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What's brown and sticky
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Can you put the cat out
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
When a dad drives past a cow
I've never gone to a gun range before
I used to hate facial hair
People say they pick their nose
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
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