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Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
A furniture store keeps calling me
Soup or salad?
My daughter screeched
Sorry about your wait
I would avoid the sushi
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Did you hear about the circus fire
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
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