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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Hey I was thinking
I've never gone to a gun range before
What time did the man go to the dentist
People don't like having to bend over
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Paper or plastic?
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
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