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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A young lad was visiting a church for the first time checking all the announcements and posters along the walls
He had two parrots
Making comparisons 2
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
A man dies and appears at the pearly gates
God says to this man come forth and i will grant you eternal life
The two thousand member baptist church was filled
3 men were waiting to go to heaven
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt i had an affair
Adam was walking around the garden of eden moping
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