A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely.
To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have two letters 'B' tattooed on her buttocks.
Each 'B' on one of her buttocks.
When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the artwork.
'What do you think?'
the wife says.
'Uh, who the hell is Bob?'
the husband replies.
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