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Dad Jokes: A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How do you make a Kleenex dance
Can you put the cat out
I've never gone to a gun range before
I could tell a joke about pizza
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Did you hear the rumor about butter
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
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