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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
People don't like having to bend over
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
My wife is really mad at the fact that
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
How do you get a squirrel to like you
What's brown and sticky
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
I would avoid the sushi
The shovel
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