There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver.
He went along to the track and asked if he could drive.
The racing team manager said, 'Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail.'
The Snail was okay with this is so he entered the race.
The race started and the snail's car was at the back...but suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won!
As the spectators saw the Snail speed past them, they yelled 'WOW!
LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!'
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