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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
What do you get from a pampered cow
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Dads 50th birthday card
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
How does a penguin build it's house
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
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