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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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