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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Why did the scarecrow win an award
How many apples grow on a tree
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