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Dad Jokes: What Do You Call A Fat
What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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A furniture store keeps calling me
When a dad drives past a cow
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
People don't like having to bend over
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
People say they pick their nose
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