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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!
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Best animal jokes
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best 10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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What dog keeps the best time
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center
What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant
Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea
There was once a rabbit in a bird who didnt like each other
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest
Recently the psychic hotline and psychic friends network have launched hotlines for frogs
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster
What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet
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