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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting thirteen
A tourist asks a man in uniform are you a policeman
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop pulls over a drunk driver
Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet
Two guys were walking along a road in georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop
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