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Dad Jokes: A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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Best dad jokes
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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