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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
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Why don't eggs tell jokes
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
The shovel
Dads 50th birthday card
Would you like the milk in a bag
I would avoid the sushi
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Two goldfish are in a tank
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
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