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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When you ask a dad if he's alright
I used to hate facial hair
How do you get a squirrel to like you
I've never gone to a gun range before
Make me a sandwich!
My wife is really mad at the fact that
What do you call a fat psychic
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Why did the coffee file a police report
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
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