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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I've never gone to a gun range before
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I just watched a program about beavers
Sorry about your wait
My daughter screeched
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call a fake noodle
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
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