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One Liner Jokes: 70% Of Our Planet Is Covered
70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots.
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Best one liner jokes
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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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I'm Blonde. What's Your Excuse
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I Think I Married Someone Else's Soulmate. I Wish
Well Aren't You A Waste Of Two Billion Years
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Stupidity Comes In All Shapes And Sizes. Some Of Them
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I Hate When People Use Words Without Knowing The Meaning
My Kitchen Floor Is Sticky, And I Had To Do
Why Don't You Slip Into Something More Comfortable...like
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