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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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At a trial an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this
This is the best lawyer story of the year decade and probably the century
How are lawyers like whores
How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question have you ever been arrested
A doctor vacationing on the riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there
An old man was critically ill
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
How many lawyer jokes are there
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