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I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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My Son Is An Ungrateful Little Shit! I Bought Him
People Say Money Is Not The Key To Happiness, But
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The Farther Away The Future Is, The Better It Looks
Life Is All About Perspective. The Sinking Of The Titanic
There Are A Lot Of Fish In The Sea, But
Love Is Not The Number Of Times You Kissed Her
Marriage Is Mostly Misreading Facial Expressions And Asking Each Other
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
Excuse Me, But Do You Like Whales? (yeah, Why) Cause
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