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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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People don't like having to bend over
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
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Why did the scarecrow win an award
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I have a dad bod
I don't play soccer
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
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