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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I could tell a joke about pizza
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
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A furniture store keeps calling me
I've never gone to a gun range before
Why did the scarecrow win an award
I made a pencil with two erasers
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
When a dad drives past a graveyard
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