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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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How many apples grow on a tree
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Don t forget a bucket
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Can you put the cat out
Why did the coffee file a police report
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Soup or salad?
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