Heres a man who farts every morning when he gets up really hard and really loud and his wife is always tellin him dont do that or youll fartt your guts out so one night while hes sleeping she goes to the fridge and gets these chicken guts and puts them in his pants while hes asleep so when the next morning comes and he farts hes like OMG!
so he runs to the bathroom and stays in there for hours and at first the wife was laughing but then she gets concerned cause hed been in there for a while so he finally comes out and she says whats wrong and he says well it finally happend i finally farted my guts out and she says but honey why were you in there so long and he says well with the help of GOD and 2 fingers i got it all back in
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