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Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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My daughter screeched
My wife is really mad at the fact that
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
How many apples grow on a tree
The rotation of earth
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
People say they pick their nose
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I could tell a joke about pizza
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