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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Soup or salad?
The rotation of earth
A furniture store keeps calling me
I could tell a joke about pizza
Two goldfish are in a tank
When a dad drives past a graveyard
When you ask a dad if he's alright
People say they pick their nose
I just watched a program about beavers
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Yo mama is so fat she fell off the
Hillary clinton died and went to heaven
My Dad Said, Always Leave Them Wanting More. Ironically, That
How do you get pikachu on a bus
Yo mama is so small you can see her feet
If You Were A Browser, You'd Be Called FireFoxy
A man walks up to the teller at a bank pulls out a gun and demands 25,000 in cash
Childhood Is Like Being Drunk, Everyone Remembers What You Did
What do you call a blond with two brain cells