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Dad Jokes: I Would Avoid The Sushi
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
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