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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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There was a guy who worked for blockbuster video
On christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike
What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
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While going through his wife s dresser drawers a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
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Once there was a cuban mexican nigeran and a white guy stuck in a boat in the middle of the ocean
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company
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