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Dad Jokes: What Do You Call An Elephant
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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I've never gone to a gun range before
I made a pencil with two erasers
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Want to hear a joke about paper
People don't like having to bend over
How many apples grow on a tree
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
My daughter screeched
What do you call a fake noodle
How does a penguin build it's house
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