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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I just watched a program about beavers
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Why did the scarecrow win an award
What's brown and sticky
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Don t forget a bucket
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