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Dad Jokes: Soup Or Salad
Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'
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Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Soup or salad?
Why don't eggs tell jokes
When you ask a dad if he's alright
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Paper or plastic?
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
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I don't play soccer
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
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