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One Liner Jokes: I Came Into This World Screaming
I came into this world screaming and I still haven't stopped.
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Everyone My Age Is Older Than Me
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You Have The Nicest Syntax I've Ever Seen
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A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
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